jizum monkey
‘jizum’ – literal translation is seamen, sp-nk, c-m, man juice, etc. monkey is self explanatory. however a ‘jizum monkey’ – is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance – but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. jizum monkey was used in the uk british tv sitcom ‘game on’. the character, matthew malone used it to insult martin henson, a ginger haired banker.
pascal is a jizum monkey.
get off my bouncy castle you f-cking jizum monkey!
rachel – your such a jizum monkey – but i love ya.
jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-p-ssy.
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