Jizz Artist
the act of creatively positioning your -j-c-l-t–n on a partner’s face/chest/lower back
last night i had cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the j-zz artist that i am, i shot a load on her t-ts in the shape of a gr-sshopper
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