jizz bag

1. the scr-t-m.

2. a contemptable person.
“give me the five bucks you owe me, you j-zzbag!”
a bag, preferably plastic, that your p-rn addicted roommate skeets (or j-zzes) into while you’re away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you’re looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate’s skeet all over your hand.

-he eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.
“dude, is that a j-zz bag in the middle of your floor? that sh-t is gross. wtf is wrong with you? you should just do that sh-t in the shower.”
(slang) a condom or anthing that sheaths the p-n-s for the purpose of retaining s-m-n.
always wear your j-zz bag because you don’t know where some of those girls have been
1. a condom
2. a scr-t-m
1. “i did it so much that the j-zzbag popped.”

2. “they hit me right in the j-zzbag.”
1. a used condom

2. a person of equal value to a used condom, usually used to describe males. the female equivalent is j-zztube.
1. dude what the h-ll is your j-zzbag doing in my bed?!?

2. you’re such a j-zzbag.
1) a real f-ckin idiot 2) bag for holdin’ j-zz
1) my roommate is such a j-zzbag. 2) pick up this j-zzbag before my mom comes.
scr-t-m. see also j-zz
stop scratching your j-zzbags pete, you need a j-zz jar.

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