jizz biscuit


the biscuit which a small group of usually younger males m-st-rb-t- in a circle onto as a game. the loser in the game is the last one to -j-c-l-t- and must eat the biscuit.
james looked at the j-zz biscuit and thought ‘no way’.
biscuits covered with j-zz.
after drinking the night before, we woke up brianna and fed her j-zz biscuits, man was she drunk.
a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up s-m-n after one m-st-rb-t-s.
dude, i didn’t blow my nose with it. it’s a j-zz biscuit.
j-zzbiscuit is a game to be played with at least 2 guys. the more there are the more fierce the compet-tion however.

the players sit in a circle around a biscuit and proceed to m-st-rb-t-. they must aim their c-m onto the biscuit. if they miss, or if they’re the last person to c-m they have to eat the biscuit.
i lost my first game of j-zzbiscuit. it was delicious.
a pastry filled with s-m-n
you are a j-zz biscuit
what your mom eats every morning

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