jizz bolt
a wad of j-zz exiting the p-n-s in excess of 120 miles per hour
if u don’t knock that off, i’m gonna j-zz bolt you into next tuesday
a quant-ty of j-zz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.
i know what you’re thinking. “did he fire six j-zzbolts or only five?” well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement i kind of lost track myself. but being as this is a 44″ mutton musket, the most powerful b-ll-nd in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: do i feel lucky? well, do ya, punk?
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