Jizz Booger


the congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying j-zz off of one’s skin. j-zz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of s-x after finishing inside a v-g-n- or r-ct-m. the action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one’s c-ck inside of such a j-zz-filled orifice will cause the j-zz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. j-zz boogers may also occur after letting j-zz dry on one’s skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. not to be confused with sm-gm-.
guy 1: “so we started having s-x again after i finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and i had j-zz boogers all over my c-ck”

guy 2: “dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time”

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