Jizz Catcher

a poorly grown or awful looking mustache on someone who has no reason to have one, so therefore it can be -ssumed that their purpose in having it is to -ssist in the task of catching j-zz so it doesn’t enter their mouth after they have performed the act of oral s-x. also can be called a “jc” for short.
friend 1: hey ian, that mustache is both terrible looking and completely unnecessary, why would you sacrifice your looks and integrity to have it?

friend 2: it’s obviously so i can catch j-zz so it doesn’t end up in my mouth after i suck some d-ck idiot, they call it a j-zz catcher, try and keep up h-m-.

example 2

friend 1: man check out the j-zz catcher that carlos is growing!

friend 2: yeah man that’s crazy, i hear they are really efficient though.

friend 1: efficient for what?

friend 2: catching j-zz after oral s-x do it doesn’t get in your mouth!

friend1: oh ok, makes perfect sense now.
4 more definitions
a loose b-tch who is (or thinks she is) the queen of bl-w j-bs.
hey john, check out that girl at the end of the bar. maybe you can hook-up; i hear she’s a real j-zz catcher!
one that catches j-zz; specifically : that person’s mouth
keep runnin ur j-zzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.
the dimples on the small of many woman’s backs, high on their -ss cheeks, that can collect or pool-up the c-m that’s shot there.
“dude, i pulled out and blew it on her -ss and the load filled both j-zz catchers!”
the latex tube one adorns when fulfilling the wench.
oh mate i haven’t got any j-zz catchers, you got any?