jizz erosion
a condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the j-sm of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.
dude 1: d-mn son, look at the rack on that milf!
dude 2: nice b–bjob…but d-mn check out her face!!!
dude 1: oh sh-t that’s some nasty j-zz erosion.
dude 2: b-tch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!
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