jizz hit
n. insult. 1. a person who messes up in life severely; one who is a dumb-ss; one who should quit at life.
n. 2. also can refer to the -j-c-l-t–n of man prematurely and rather quickly. when it’s like a rocket shooting out.
variations of the word can be made into a verb as well.
1. “jesus christ, you j-zz hit, why the f-ck would you slice your d-ck in two for a special piercing?”
2. “man, his j-zz hit was so fast i didn’t have time to duck, and it got all over my face!”
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