John Green-ing


attempting to enter canada with only 2 liter bottle of mountain dew, 1 loaf of bread, some peanut b-tter, and 14 dollars, only to be told that you have insufficient funds to enter canada.
john green went john green-ing once, ended up on a list of undesirables and was told “john green, you’re gonna die on that list.”

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