jizz jar
s-x partner on the receiving end. usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife.
may have originated in the comic book “hate,” or may have originated earlier.
see also: sr (sperm receptacle)
“oh, so you’re my brother’s new j-zz jar, then?”
leagues beyond slooty, sl-tty or a wh-r-. this word literally means container for human s-m-n, and should only be reserved for the sk-nkiest of wh-r-s. similar to the town drunk, but replace alcohol with s-m-n.
“did you hear that rachel slept with the football team”
“what?! really, man that sloot really is the town j-zzjar.”
a j-zz jar is like a curse jar. except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever j-zzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.
guy 1: d-mn it, i j-zzed first.
guy 2: put some money in the j-zz jar.
black people fill jar up with j-zz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled “mayonaise
miracle whip is actually j-zz jar
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