pee-knocker


a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the p-ss freezes mid-stream.

you gotta knock the frozen p-ss off before you can continue your business.
it was so cold this morning i thought i was going to need a pee-knocker after i took my morning whiz.

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