jizz off
what happens when a bunch of h-rny males (most often adolescents but some adults are pretty depraved as well) have a circle jerk (everyone m-st-rb-t-s in a circle). the only difference between this and a circle jerk is that marks are awarded and a prize is given out at the end. points may be awarded based on distance, volume, odor, endurance, or “oh” face. prizes may include, but are not limited to, being permitted to have s-x with one of the other guy’s sisters.
i’m saving it up for the big j-zz off this weekend. pete’s sister is so hot and i think i’m going to win
a loser that always f-cks things up.
one who is also known as a perpetual masterbator.
see jerkoff.
ugh, larry, you f-cking j-zzoff! you got c-m all over my keyboard!
similar to f-ck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the c-m at the person you’re telling to j-zz off
-your -ss looks fat
-j-zz off, -sshole
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