Jizz Pan Hands


a dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and j-zz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. similar to ‘dish pans hands’
don’t do a handshake with bobby. he’s been surfing p-rnsites and has those j-zz pan hands.

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