Jizz Phones
the head phones one uses to m-st-rb-t- with. usually used to keep the p-rnographic sounds from entering other’s ears that are near.are usually covered in s-m-n.
guy #1 hey why are these headphones so sticky?
guy #2 oh yes, those would be my j-zz phones.
guy #1 -throws headphones-
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