jizz pot


n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which j-zz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. often, but not necessarily, a dirty sl-t. can be abbreviated to j.p. or jp for covert use.
1. d-mn, that girl is the biggest j-zz pot.

2. are there any j-zz pots out and about today?

3. i really need to f-ck a j-zz pot.
the container used to c-m in when donating sperm
i went and filled a j-zz pot today to get some extra cash
a j-zzpot is a big fat sk-nk (b-tch) in leggings, usually found sat in cafe’s eating the biggest breakfast on the menu with ten kids in tow, they’re mainly called j-zzpots because of there amount of kids and lack of fathers
shane, look at that fat f-cking j-zzpot over there, shouldn’t them kids be at school, look at that rip in the -rs- of her leggings, fat c-nt

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