jizz quiz
a simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely s-xual, or whether it could be something more: while you are feeling that urge to make contact, m-st-rb-t- to -rg-sm. if you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. derived from j-zz, but applicable to either s-x.
1) you better give that dude the j-zz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some s-xy, poor puppylove loser!
2) i swear i was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but i gave myself the j-zz quiz and then i just wanted to go shopping so i told him my mom was sick and i needed to go see her.
3) man, i thought i loved that girl but i’m glad i j-zz quizzed that dumb–ss idea away before i spent any more money on her — so hey, let’s catch the game tonight!
a simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely s-xual, or whether it could be something more: while you are feeling that urge to make contact, m-st-rb-t- to -rg-sm. if you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. derived from j-zz, but applicable to either s-x.
1) you better give that dude the j-zz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some s-xy, poor, puppy love w-nker!
2) i swear i was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but i gave myself the j-zz quiz and then i just wanted to go shopping so i told him my mom was sick and i needed to go see her.
3) man, i thought i loved that girl but i’m glad i j-zz quizzed that dumb–ss idea away before i spent any more money on her — so hey, let’s catch the game tonight!
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- jmk
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- Jocksploitation
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- Jockstar
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- karawack
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