jizz rag


something used to wipe up s-m-n after masturbation, or alternatively, m-st-rb-t- into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he’d perfer to leave things as they were when he entered – such as a friend’s house or that of his parents. can be anything from age-old cl-ssic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.
when selecting some random scr-p of fabric for use as your j-zz rag, do remember that s-m-n can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.
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a piece of cloth that one uses to clean up s-m-n after ejaculating.
oh sh-t! my mom found by j-zzrag last night, bro!
a j-zz rag is simalar to a catch rag, being that it is used to wipe up or catch c-m after jerkin the gherkin. the difference is that a j-zz rag is not kept, but rather, thrown away after use. common j-zz rags are usually paper towels, toilet paper, love letters.
billy’s mom found his j-zz rag in the toilet because the dumb-ss forgot to flush it.
a synonym for a woman’s face. often abbreviated as “jr”.
yo bro that girl has a nice jr!

man i’d love to use her as a j-zz rag!
rag with sperm on it
bob:hey i wiped my mouth on that rag is that ok

john:yea fine but its my j-zz-rag
a derogatory term used to describe a promiscuous woman.

it is meant to signify that she “soaks up s-m-n” from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.
dave: dude, i just f-cked larhonda!

cam neely: she’s got a sweet -ss, but she’s a real j-zzrag.

dave: i’d better go get an hiv test then.

cam neely: you’re gonna have to get one in 3 months too.
a used gentlemen’s magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other p-rnographic periodical.

called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner’s over-excitement.
dude, i went to amazing and bought tyler a j-zz rag since he can’t go there himself… the little creeper.

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