jizz rocket


an ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. a true “rocket” travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. the rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.
oh snap, my j-zz rocket shot 4-torsos; thats a new personal best!
an extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male -j-c-l-t–n. this often occurs every so often during s-x where the -j-c-l-t–n shoots a much further distance than normal. the amount of s-m-n shot is also greatly increased as well.
i pulled my d-ck out of her mouth right before i was going to c-m, i stood up as she layed down on the bed and i launched a j-zz rocket. man, she was drenched in c-m, along with the bed and walls!
a sperm powered rocket. the propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.
light the j-zzrocket then stand well back.
the act of having -n-l s-x and blowing a load all over youre partners back. then proceeding to make it into a line and snorting the j-zz off of her back. after this you flip her over and start having v-g-n-l intercourse and in the middle of the session you shoot a ” j-zz rocket” on her stomach and snort again
” last night me and tina were having -n-l and i totally snorted my c-m and shot a j-zz rocket on her”

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