jizz roll
this is the tissue paper that gets stuck to the helmet (glans) of your c-ck after you’ve had a w-nk (fap). you shoot your load into it but then when you try to pull it away, you find you have about 20 scr-ps of tissue still attached and it’s frankly painful to peel them away manually so you have to stand over the wash basin, alternately washing it with one hand and gently peeling it all off with the other. it’s a f-cking nuisance tbh.
i was looking at the sema car show models and saw the one i was going to c-m to. she was a stunning latina. i shot my wad and grabbed the tissue paper and put my kn-b in there to catch all the sp-nk but when i went to take it away, i had a j-zz roll situation on my hands, pun definitely intended. i had to call my aunt colleen down and she picked away at it for about half an hour.
#j-zz roll #sema car show #sperm #glans #w-nking #masturbation #no life #saddo
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