jizz stocking
when you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm j-zz surprise
babygirl would bang me this morning so i gave her a j-zz stocking while she was in the bathroom. got her!
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