uncles mung
an exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.
also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or -n-s, usually with gusto and cream.
“last night, unky preston gave my toot box a 30 minute uncles mung session. now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where i hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch.”
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