Jizz-Vom


when something is so good it’s j-zz, but so bad for you it’s vom
ella: oh man this chocolate cake is so j-zz
eibhlin: no ella, carbs!! vom!!
ella + eibhlin: j-zz-vom!!!
when somethings so good it makes you want to j-zz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time
uhhh carbs…j-zz vom!

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