jizzacrunk
1. an episode of getting crunk or drunk involving j-zz
2. a tasty alcoholic drink including whatever items that can be obtained, possibly including j-zz
1. gina asked, “what should we do tonight?” kyla replied, “i don’t know…” amanda shouted, “let’s get j-zzacrunk!”
2. “hey friends, let’s drink this j-zzacrunk i made with diet mountain dew and jello.”
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