Jizzaculate
a verb describing the best -j-c-l-t–n a man can ever experience. j-zzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.
“that chick was so hot all i had to do was look at her and i j-zzaculated.”
“my girlfriend was wearing one of those b-tt-plugs that turns me on, that cr-p made me j-zzaculate in like five seconds.”
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