jizzam


a song so good that you j-zz immediately after hearing it.
that song was such a j-zzam i don’t even care that my pants are ruined!
1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (-j-c-l-t–n) of the male -rg-sm; s-m-n.

2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and -j-c-l-t–n.
“the doc said i can’t get my wife pregnant because i have shoddy j-zzam.”

“so i was having s-x with stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere j-zz-am! i finished all over the place.”
j-zzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed “sl-tty”.
(girl walks by)
guy: j-zzam!
when a male pe teacher is staring at u change in the locker room. originated from the p.e teacher mr chisam
bob: isnt it weird how the p.e teacher stares at you when you are changing
jeff; i know, his name should be mr j-zzam

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