Jizzard Blizzard
j-zzard blizzard is a s-x act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to m-st-rb-t- into fans aimed at the woman, so that their j-zz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.
person number 1
“hey man i was feelin’ adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a j-zzard blizzard!”
person number 2
“thats ill, how was it?”
person number 1
“it was a bit cold.”
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