jizzaster

1. description of a s-xual circ-mstance that involves j-zz / c-m / s-m-n going every which way. typically j-zzasters would been seen when giving a facial, c-mming on a girl’s body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. description of a p-rnographic video or photo in which j-zz / c-m / s-m-n plays a prominent role

3. description of a situation that may include c-m in the eye or other places it’s not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. synonymous with “yard sale” or “train wreck”, but specifically as it relates to j-zz / c-m / s-m-n getting all over everyone and everything.
“i finally met a gal on tinder that’s cool with facials, so every time i see her it’s a j-zzaster!”
“i hadn’t c-m for a week and she gave me a handjob. dude, next thing i knew her couch was a j-zzaster”
“she wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. what a j-zzaster.”
“peter north is a god…every scene he’s in is a f-cking j-zzaster!”
“her mom’s going to freak out when she sees what a j-zzaster the back seat of the car is. we should’ve cleaned up afterwards”
dissaster involving j-zz.

1.to j-zz too early
2.to not have enough j-zz
3.to have a c-mshot and miss you partners face completely
4.to accidently j-zz on a guy in an orgy or g-ngb-ng
5.to j-zz in your womans v-g-n- and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
i forgot to pull my d-ck out of my womans v-g-n- and we had a j-zzaster.
n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. j-zzastrous
oh cr-p, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. what a j-zzaster!
disaster
n.
1.
1. an occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. a grave misfortune.

j-zzaster
n.
(disaster + j-zz) / 2
1. i just blew my load all over my term paper! what a f-cking j-zzaster.
2. i can’t see! i had a j-zzaster and shot myself in the eye. g-dd-mnitjesusf-ck.
a tragic s-xual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

“…turns out we were both bottoms. it was such a j-zzaster!”
“…turns out we were both bottoms. it was such a j-zzaster!”
when something goes bad during s-x.
c-m to fast – j-zzaster
penetrate the -n-s, instead of v-g-n- – j-zzaster
if you don’t c-m – j-zzaster
if you get busted – j-zzaster
any problem having to do with s-xual intercourse or a relationship
that one-night stand was a j-zzaster.
wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a j-zzaster.