jizzdue
1. after you get done masturbating and there is sperm on your hand and body then you go to wash it off and when you thought you got it all off after a while you will see a crusty layer of dried up c-m on your stomach or thumb.
2. crusted up j-zz.
3. dried up layer of sperm after showering.
“i m-st-rb-t-d and then showered and dried off and when i went downstairs to eat dinner a had j-zzdue all over my stomach and thumb!”
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