jizzica
a name given to girls named “jessica” who enjoy the habits of oral s-x.
ex 1)
jess- oh, collin, what’s up?
collin- dudes i just met a j-zzica!
ex 2) jess- hey, guess what happened last night.
person 2- do i even have to, j-zzica?
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