microsoft moment
sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous m-ssive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (l-st, choc-rg-sm, rage).
synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart
guy 1: dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf?
guy 2: i know, dude. i was having a total microsoft moment.
chick 1: omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for christmas? wtf? i hope you kicked him in the nads.
chick 2: couldn’t. got lost in a microsoft moment. probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.
chick 1: awesomeness.
an overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with microsoft products.
the b-st-rd cousin of a kodak moment.
a: “dude, are you allright? you look terrible”
b: “microsoft moment…”
a: “blue screen of death?”
b: “… and then some…”
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