Jizzito
a mojito c-cktail with a secret proportion of j-zz mixed in. best served heavily beaten and freshly applied so the sperm is still alive. this is a very difficult task because the timing must be impeccable.
alex: hey tom, i’ll just get your mojito more ice.
(stirs freshly squirted j-zz into drink)
alex: how is it?
tom: mmmm, i love the sweet taste and the overall texture.
alex: dude, you just drank a j-zzito.
tom: whaaaa?
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