Jizzket
taking a biscuit that’s open and j-zzing in it while your victim isn’t looking.
hey, tommy, i just made you a j-zzket.
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adj. junk – ti – f i’d 1. something that is very messy or in severe disarray. woman! you need to clean out your junktified puss!
- just fell off the turnip truck
naive. implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness. “a rolex for $50? do you think i just fell off the turnip truck?”
- jack doesn't come out of the box
a lack of s-xual relations in a man-woman relationship. she says: don’t get married for at least two years. as far as i’m concerned, jack doesn’t come out of the box until the end of the first year.
- jackhelmet
one who could also be described as a jack-ss, but an even more onerous diss that compares them at the same time to a jimmyhat. i really hate jackhelmets that won’t let me merge into traffic.
- jack rations
jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren’t issued in ration packs. these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army. johnny bought a weeks worth of jack rations with him to the excersize.