jizzlewaxed
a term that can be used to politely describe being caught in a bad situation that you can’t avoid or get out of.
chad: “becky got into my phone somehow and found all the pics of samantha showing off her rockin’t-ts.”
wayne: “dude, you’re j-zzlewaxed. she’s gonna kill you.”
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