jizzlobber
the little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.
i came so hard i think i sprained my j-zzlobber!
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a male masturbator who sprays j-zz indiscriminately when ejaculating.
that j-zzlobber got his sp-nk all over my trunk! the punk!
one who m-st-rb-t-s. a person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. ie. a w-nker.
“check out this j-zz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair.”
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