Jizzly Bear


at the point of explosion, you proceed to pull out after rapidly thrusting in a girls panooch, you make grizzly bear noises as you j-zz all over a girls dome-piece. hence the name j-zzly bear.
chad proceeded to give squeely a j-zzly bear after thrusting repeatedly. squeely loved it.
one who acts like a total tool in public and always insists that they are correct even though they are wrong; an epic douchebag. they also fail at having a brain and thinking legit thoughts, they use “gay” as an insult and a synonym for stupid, and they usually try and tell you the least amount of information as possible so they don’t hurt their brains. they also follow everything that all their f-cktard friends do. abbreviation: j-zzly
j-zzly kid: i bet you don’t have a d-ck
me: shut the f-ck up, j-zzly bear
j-zzly kid: gnaaaaaaaahskjfh
me: yeah, i know.
a little princess that loves giving head and being a partic-p-nt in dutch rutters, loves masturbating with stuffed animals as accessories, and recieves facials like a little b-tch
person1: hey, what did you do last night?
person2: i was being a j-zzly bear with my boyfriend

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