jizzmonger


1. a devourer of j-zz (s-m-n).

2. a demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours j-zz.
you j-zzmonger, stop f-cking sucking my j-zz out.
a person who’s gagging for sperm.
kathy is such a j-zzmonger, she just can’t get enough! it’s like a j-zzwhale’s appet-te for sp-nkton.
a receptacle of s-m-n. may also be a collector of j-zz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml c-ke bottle or the somesuch.
you f-cking j-zzmonger! i htought it was milk!
originated in 5 century taipan
someone who h–rds their j-zz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed “worthy”
joey :”that guy wouldnt f-ck my sister cos shes r-t-rded”
dave : “j-zz monger”
a seller of s-m-n, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.
that j-zzmonger just wh-r-d himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

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