jizzmonster
a mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim’s hair and clothing.
“i am a j-zzmonster”
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like the cookiemonster, but with j-zz.
aaaaarrrrrrgggh, i’m the j-zzmonster!!!!
a person who likes to w-nk alot
ahhh man i just had 10 w-nks today
you f-ckin j-zz monster!!!
mythical anteater type animal thats made out of j-zz. it goes around after someone -j-c-l-t-s and eats the c-m off the floor. when used properly, can mean offensive h-m-s-xual joke and the ender of all arguments.
jake:”your a f-cking sac monkey”
joey:” f-ck you man. at least i ain’t a j-zzmonster!”
jake:-gasp-
a male/female whose face has been covered in so much s-m-n that he/she resembles a monster.
don’t be afraid tom, this isn’t a real monster, it’s just a j-zz-monster.
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