jizzmop

1) an item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation.

2) a person who cleans the “nudey booths” after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. aka j-zz mopper -made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult cl-ssic ‘clerks’-
1) i had this bad–ss nirvana t-shirt i got when i was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so i use it for a j-zz mop.

2) did you know that j-zz moppers make 14 bucks an hour?
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the individual who gets to wipe down the gl-ss of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.
“clean up in booth three! d-mn, look at this sh-t. someone needs to visit the urologist. christ, looks like the j-zzmop will be getting overtime tonight.”
a human who has been -j-c-l-t-d upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. once the s-m-n has been removed that person is no longer a j-zz mop.
after john blew a load in sally’s face she became the hottest j-zz mop around.
an article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.
hey baby p-ss me that j-zzmop and i’ll clean off your back.
n. an unfortunate individual tasked with sanitizing an area that was splattered with s-m-n, usually for work-based purposes.
d-mn, did you hear about ernie? he was put on j-zzmop duty!
a young permiscious person whose sole purpose in life is to capture and absorb man gravy.
dude 1, check it out, that chick is a babe.
dude 2, (loud alarm sound) no way man, she’s a j-zzmop! (clean up in aisle 3)
a mop used to wipe up the j-zz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.
“if i were you i’d use a j-zz mop instead of a j-zz rag to clean that load up; i’d want to stay as far away as i could from some dude’s nut b-tter.”