Jizzneyland


the act of engaging in s-x (including, but not limited to intercourse and oral or -n-l s-x) and subsequent -j-c-l-t–n on disneyland/world property.
man #1: sarah and i went to disneyland for our honeymoon.
man #2: cool, what did you guys do?
man #1: well, i rode the rides, and then i took her inside the bathroom and i rode her! some guy in a goofy costume was watching us. dude, we turned disneyland into j-zzneyland!
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when a city or town specifically zones an area for “adult” businesses.
troy, ny resident: did you know that the city council voted on the “j-zzneyland” zone last night? i’m not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.

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