Jizzock
a contraction of the words ‘j-zz’ and ‘sock’ and meaning a sock into which one j-zzes at the completion of a good w-nk. the j-zzock has the practical advantage of being able to be placed over one’s w-nger like a condom, thus obviating the need for a major cleanup operation. w-nking into a sock in this way may be referred to as a working cl-ss w-nk.
man! i was so excited during that w-nk, i’ve spilt j-zz everywhere! shoulda used a j-zzock!
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