#justtwhthings
little things that arise from spending time with thomas hanes
my coldplay phase stopped for a while when thomas hanes talked to me for a long time about how much he hates coldplay, but then i realized… i don’t care. #justtwhthings
“i am madly in love with a girl a thousand miles away” #justtwhthings
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