Jizzstache
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s onto a women’s face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. clean sanchez.
guy: hey you got something on your face.
girl: what, do i got milk?
guy: you got j-zz.
girl: d-mnit, why’d you give me a j-zzstache!
when you finish giving someone a bl-w j-b, then when they c-m, it lands on your face making the j-zz look like a mustache.
your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. it really is a j-zzstache.
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