jizz&tonic
+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(j-zz) and tonic
(usually used as a subst-tute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by wh-r-s/sl-ts/cheap prost-tues/expensive prost-tutes/hoes/ and other kind of b-tches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the wh-r-‘s face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this bl-wj-b and i wont charge u for this j-zz&tonic
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