jizzwizard

a male p-rn star/ prost-tute.
karen has contracted herpes, i think she got it from a j-zz wizard.
a person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things j-zz-related. since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably h-m-phobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. i find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. a perfect example of a j-zzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. the act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. if we’ve learned anything from the wise patrick bateman, it’s that poor people require considerable derision. (i hope people take that last tangent seriously.)
jose contreras: you c-ck worshipping j-zzwizard! stop touching my radio!
bruce lee: (stares a hole into contreras’ skull) wow, h-m-phobes are awesome.
jose contreras: …i’m sorry, you can have my radio?
another word for an -sshole or d-ck
caty is such a j-zz wizard when she is a b-tch to me.
a universal word for someone being an -sshole or acting like a d-ck.
why are you p-ssing on my shoe?! stop being a j-zz wizard
a woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.
d-mn, that b-tch is old… i bet shes a j-zzwizard!