JJ Faced


adj. – the end result of consuming too much alcohol. often -ssociated with being pirate faced ie. texting with one eye open. usually accompanied by the loss of personal items (phone, wallet, dignity, respect of your peers etc.)
jj – man, last night was rough…
draven – you got jj faced didn’t you?
jj – yeah… ended up urban camping at the suntrust springs
draven – so your saying p-ssed out by the fountain down town…
jj – yep
draven -………where was my invite?

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