JJ Watt
justin james watt. number 99 on the houston texans. nfl bad-ss. has played defensive end, tight end, and halfback. can pretty much play any position and kick a sh-t ton of -ss. super sack machine. can bench 225 pounds 37 times without stopping. eats 9000 calories a day. anyone that can get a sack and kick-ss.
example 1 : announcer – well {jj watt} is now the only player to be the sack leader tackle leader turnover leader p-ssing leader rushing leader reception leader kick leader punting leader and return leader.
example 2 : high school football player – d-mn i just pulled off a {jj watt} that entire game!
friend – yo jim! i just gave that girl a {jj watt} when i she wanted head!
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