Jkaytion
to joke or lie that rhymes with vacation.
1 ” hey john i have something to tell you ”
2 “yeah”
1 ” i have cancer ”
2 ” really? ”
1 “no dude, im just taking you on a jkaytion ”
2 ” what the h-ll is a jkaytion , this sucks ”
1 ” yeah i know…. “
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