a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you’re really not kidding.
person 1: do you think i’m ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk
but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly
the guy that never calls you back after going on a safari with you and enduring blistering sun and cold rain. “oh man i went on a safari the other day with this really hot guy” “really? how’d that go?” “idk he’s such a johnray”
- john turturro
one of the most underrated actors of all time, italian, incredibly versitile and able to fit into any character. played a dim-witted southerner in “o brother where are thou” a sicilian gangster in “the sicillian” a nerdy jew in ‘quiz show” and a pedophiliac latino in “the big lewbowski.” frequently works with spike lee and […]
- john wayne-d
when someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else’s -sshole. “dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick’s -ss on the pooltable!” “ha! b-tch got john wayne-d!” getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). the cheapest way to get a kill since your […]
a tea-drinking british man that can usually be spotted from a distance given his birthmark is showing. might be running from cathysawce in an attempt to not get eaten. a: look its jo-jumbi! b: where? a: you don’t see him? b: oh, i couldn’t see his leg, but i do now.
- jonnys fantasy
putting your face between megan foxs b–bs and blowing also known as a fun day “i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day”