jla
just loling around
i’m crazy i’m crazy motherf-cker! jla.
a blanket term for an urban sophisticate with advanced s-xual technique. usually, but by no means always, prefers rock.
note: not to be confused with j lo, a fat american singer.
that bloke going into boujis is a j la.
the justice league of america, which is literally t3h r0xx0r. its membership fluctuates, but always includes superman, batman, wonder woman, green lantern, the flash, and j’onn j’onnz (sp?). individuals who are often members but not always include: hawkman, hawkgirl, the atom, green arrow, aquaman, and robin.
though it may be debatable as to who would win in a fight between the jla and the avengers, it is certain that the jla is quite capable of kick the collective backside of the x-men.
short for ‘just-looking’ asians. the kind of asians that come to your retail store every single day (sometimes more than once) and are always ‘just looking’.
sales rep: excuse me, but can i help you with anything?
jla: uh… no, just uh-looking…
sales rep: (to other sales rep) freakin jla wasting sp-ce!
the most caring person u will ever meet, she will always be there for u threw good or bad,she is nice and beautiful and is worthwaiting for and more important.
”j-la is a nice person”
“she is beautiful””
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